You Suck At Football
A physics-based rage game where you and your friends control a chaotic football through parkour and deadly drops. One wrong bounce and you lose it all. Climb together or fall together — can you reach the top?
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Shoot monsters coming from above and below in a fixed scene, collect shields and bullets, stop enemies from crossing the line, and protect the treasure chest behind.
Released
April 24, 2026
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Windows
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Last sync
September 25, 2026
This is a simple shooting defense game. Players wield guns to fight in a fixed scene, repelling monsters attacking from above and below. Defeating enemies grants shields and various bullets, using items to strengthen oneself, preventing monsters from crossing the defense line and approaching the treasure chest behind you, and holding the position to complete the defense. Each level also features various weapons like double shots, triple shots, energy shields, melee knives, mines, homing rockets. Hint: The character can also collide with monsters, but it costs health.