You Suck At Football

You Suck At Football

Mixed · 24 reviews

63% positive (15 / 24)

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Description

A physics-based rage game where you and your friends control a chaotic football through parkour and deadly drops. One wrong bounce and you lose it all. Climb together or fall together — can you reach the top?

Single-playerMulti-playerCo-opOnline Co-op

Released

August 4, 2025

Price

$4.99

Platforms

Windows

Developer

Gorka Games

Publisher

Gorka Games

ActionAdventure3D3D PlatformerCo-opDifficultFootball (Soccer)FunnyMultiplayerOnline Co-OpParkourPhysics

About

🏆 Control the Ball

Bounce, kick, roll, and make your way through a brutal parkour with a physics football.

🏐Physics-Based

This isn’t your average jump game. The ball has realistic weight, unpredictable momentum, and just enough control to make you think you’re safe… right before the fall.

  • One slip = massive progress loss
  • No checkpoints in hard mode
  • Every climb is earned

🫂Multiplayer Mayhem

Play solo or in online multiplayer.

🧠 “Bro stop jumping — we’re going backwards!”

😭 “We were right at the top!!”

💀 “I swear I’m uninstalling.”

🌍 Climb a Massive World of Rage

From floating paths to spinning death traps, this vertical hellscape is built to break your spirit — and your friendships.

  • Unique parkour zones with escalating difficulty
  • Vertical level design inspired by Only Up
  • No loading screens, just pure upward pain

🎥 Perfect for Streamers and Friends

The game was built to make people laugh, rage, and clip their worst moments. Every failure is a highlight.

🚨 Warning: This game will test your patience.

  • Rage quits expected.
  • Friendships may be lost.
  • But if you make it to the top…