How to be Best Russian Game Developer

How to become a popular Russian developer? I do not know, but ... I know how to become the best Russian developer!

This is a short satirical clicker game, which in itself is not a game, but a satire over the current trend in the Russian GameDev.

You have 5 ideas that will bring you dollars! The simpler the idea, the more successful and the more it brings. See for yourself!

Features:

- Everyone's favorite clicker genre:

- Short story;

- Funny satire (I think, but not a fact);

- The minimum price, but how else ?!

All coincidences with reality are random. All the characters are fictitious. Russian is not my first language. It's all a developer's fantasy. One of these facts is a lie.