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About the Game

KOMMERSANT is a game that will teach you how to think positively, carve your way to success, and finally sell that friggin vacuum. Buy KOMMERSANT™ now and become mind-bogglingly successful in no time! KOMMERSANT: SUCCESS IS WITHIN YOUR GRASP!

In KOMMERSANT, you can

• learn how to become successful in no time
• explore new methods of attracting luck
• beat policemen with a spade or solve issues peacefully (i.e. with bribes)
• buy a dog and teach it to “go get them”
• let go of inner fears and stress
• steal a car, ride it, and run people over
• buy, sell, and rid yourself of depression
• shoot a gun while jumping
• work for a successful transnational company
• ride either a Ferrari and a ZAZ Zaporozhets
• learn to stop worrying and love your Dream Life