QWER YUIO ASDF HJKL

QWER YUIO ASDF HJKL

Positive · 3 reviews

100% positive (3 / 3)

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Description

A physics-based precision platformer where you control every joint of a crawling baby with 16 keys as you try to reach Mom.

Released

August 22, 2026

Price

$1.99

Platforms

Windows

Last sync

September 25, 2026

About

🚨 SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨

A new update is coming on October 1st! 👶🎹

New obstacles, new challenges, and new ways to suffer are on the way.

Get ready to crawl your way to Mom. 😈

About the Game

EVERY JOINT IS YOUR PROBLEM

16 KEYS. 8 JOINTS. 100 METERS. ONE BABY.

You control EVERYTHING.

Shoulders. Elbows. Hips. Knees.

You wanna crawl? GOOD LUCK.
You wanna roll? DO IT.
You wanna stand up?

BRO, YOU'RE A BABY. 

Your mission is simple: reach Mom.

The problem?

There are 27 household hazards waiting for you, including bottles, socks, slippers, phones, remotes, and a ROBOT VACUUM THAT WANTS YOU DEAD. 

Every key controls a different movement. Every mistake becomes a physics experiment.

And yes...

EVERY KEY PLAYS A DIFFERENT MUSICAL NOTE.

So while you're trying to make this baby crawl, you're basically playing piano with your suffering. 

FAIL. RAGE. ADAPT.

  • 100-meter physics challenge
  • 16-key ragdoll controls
  • 8 independently controlled joints
  • 27 household hazards
  • Seeded courses
  • Personal-best tracking
  • 16 musical notes
  • 13 interface languages
  • Windows 64-bit

You don't need to be good at games.

You just need to make a baby crawl.

HOW HARD CAN IT BE?

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