Ship Happens: Pirates Wanted
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A co-op game for 1–4 players where you and your friends dream of becoming fearsome pirates, but for now you're sailing in a leaky tub you call a ship. Patch holes, put out fires, raid weaker ships, flee from stronger ones, and upgrade your vessel. Work together, because at sea... Ship Happens!
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SO, YE WANNA BE A PIRATE, EH?
So you and your mates have decided to become pirates! Thought you were in for grand adventures, epic battles, and chests overflowing with gold?
Hahaha! First, all you could afford was a leaky old tub you somehow had the nerve to call a ship.
Now you’ll have to work together to keep the wretched thing afloat. Patch her up, pick fights, hunt for treasure, and slowly turn your sorry tub into the terror of the seas. Assuming you don’t tear each other apart first.
OH SHIP! WE ARE SINKING AGAIN!
Leaks, fires, a snapped mast - for your crew, that’s just another Tuesday.
Grab some planks, patch the holes, bail out the water, and put out whatever’s still burning. One of you fixes the mast, another charges around with a bucket, and the third pretends everything is perfectly under control.
The important thing, you scurvy rookies, is to work together and move fast. Otherwise, your grand pirate adventure will end at the bottom of the sea. Har har har!
PLUNDER THE WEAK, FLEE FROM THE STRONG
Load the cannons, blast enemy ships, and take everything that isn’t nailed to the deck!
Found a weaker ship? Splendid - the booty’s yours today. Picked a fight with something bigger? Swing your tub around and run under full sail. A true pirate knows that sometimes courage means knowing exactly when to scarper.
Just try not to load the cannon with complete rubbish. Then again… if it flies toward the enemy, it counts as ammunition.
TREASURE WON’T FIND ITSELF
Make landfall, search every suspicious corner, fight the local wildlife, and grab anything you can carry back with you.
And when there’s nothing valuable left on land - dive beneath the waves! The seabed is littered with sunken treasure, old secrets, and all manner of junk that no self-respecting pirate could possibly leave behind.
FROM LEAKY TUB TO TERROR OF THE SEAS!
Choose your pirate, unlock new ships, and spend your honestly plundered loot on upgrades.
Your first vessel can barely stay afloat, but every successful voyage makes your crew richer and your ship tougher and deadlier. Who knows? One day, that miserable tub might become the kind of ship that makes enemies jump overboard at the mere sight of it.
Gather your mates, work together, and chase the dream. Legendary pirates aren’t born - they’re made. Usually after a couple dozen shipwrecks.
WHAT AWAITS YE AT SEA
- Leaks, fires, floods, and a ship that never stops breaking
- Naval battles and plundering enemy vessels
- Islands and ocean depths to explore
- Melee, ranged, and naval combat
- A motley crew of pirates and ships
- Upgrades for your very own vessel
- Plenty of reasons to yell at your mates - pirate-style, of course