When Pigs Fly

When Pigs Fly is a  1-4 player physics co-op game where you slap a plane together while it falls. One cart, one hill with a cliff, a pile of junk and way too many wolves after you. Get the wings on! GET THE WINGS ON!!!

THE CART BRAKES FOR NOBODY
The cart will not wait for you, or for the pig still wrestling with the engine, or for the one who wandered off to look at a rock. No Brakes. Ever. You can steer it, but this won't save you. The cliff is coming and you little piggies are going over regardless of it's condition. Not to mention the wolves chasing you...

GATHER ALL SCRAP AND BUILD ON THE FLY... GET IT?
Five sockets: engine, two wings, fuselage, tail and no rules whatsoever about what goes where, so grab whatever's nearest and cram it in. Every part installed changes the plane's handling. No left wing and you're rolling. No tail and you can forget about aiming at anything, ever, and flying away from the wolves...

IT'S STILL NOT FINISHED
Getting airborne fixes nothing! You're still bolting wings on, except now you're doing it at altitude in the wind while wolves tear off the parts you already installed and you have to go and get them back.-- talk about scrap

HOOK IT, YANK IT
Everybody has a grappling hook. Use it to grab scrap out of the air, hurl yourself back onto the deck, or occasionally to catch a friend mid-plummet. Or to shoot a wolf in the face...

JUST GET THE CORE THERE
Nobody has to survive. The run is won the instant the fuselage reaches the barn, and the fuselage does not care whether the plane still has a tail, or whether any little piggies aboard are still breathing. Come in sideways, on fire, crewless, wolf-infested — it all counts!

Features:

• 1-4 player online co-op
• One wooden cart that turns into a plane
• Grappling hooks
• Wolves
• Clouds
• Gravity?
• Team building (screaming at eachother)
• Promotes Synergy (we know it's the pilots fault)

Did I mention MORE WOLVES?