Hedgie Simulator
Trapped within the offices of a large hedge fund called Sipadel Finance. It's your job to take a sip and make the apes dip while playing this idle clicker game.

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An Incremental game where you bust nuts with your own two hands or an army of cocks, beavers and asses ;)
Released
June 27, 2026
Price
Platforms
Windows
Last sync
September 25, 2026
Inheriting your late uncle's estate, The Nut House, wasn't exactly what you had planned for your weekend... but it's time to roll up your sleeves and get to work. Do you have the stamina to handle the world's fifth-largest nut empire?
Start from the bottom and work your way up. Use your own two hands to Bust a Nut! manually, or hire a massive flock of Cocks and other trusty farm animals to handle the heavy stroking for you. The more you pump into your farm, the bigger your yield becomes!
Is your Nut Sack feeling heavy? Take it to Wall-Nut Street!
Ready for some furry fun? Reach into the Nut Grab to spend your hard-earned nuts on a new companion. You might pull out a Dirty Pussy, a Smelly Beaver, or even a Big Ass.
Travel the land to defeat the four elite Gym Leaders:
Bust a Nut! is a game of girth, grit, and high-frequency friction.
Wishlist now... it's going to be a long night in the barn!