A Cat named Gossamergoober
An adorable simple platformer pure-ly for beginner gamers and anyone that loves cats.

Positive · 10 reviews
80% positive (8 / 10)







Blockade the Strait of Hormuz for 15 minutes, spike the oil price, and rack up the biggest payout you can. Only five commanders make the global leaderboard — while your spectacularly unqualified General tweets through the crisis and steals the credit.
Released
June 3, 2026
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Windows
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Last sync
September 26, 2026
You work for Freedom Delivery Solutions — an official United States Government contractor specializing in energy security, strategic deterrence, and the timely delivery of democracy to volatile regions.
Your posting: the Strait of Hormuz.
Fifteen minutes on the clock. One chokepoint. Every tanker that slips through cools the oil price — every tanker you sink, mine, or bomb sends it screaming upward. Your job is to make that number work for you before the clock runs out.
Every run ends the same way: the market closes, your total earnings are locked in, and your score gets submitted to a global leaderboard. Only five commanders hold a spot at any time. Somebody else is already sitting there. Come take it from them.
Your General is still around — spectacularly unqualified, some call him an idiot — tweeting through the crisis, taking credit for your kills, and holding a press conference about a war he's never seen. He can't tell you what to do anymore. He'll still tell everyone he did.
Fifteen minutes. One strait. One leaderboard. Make the market obey.
"Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Tremendously coincidental. The best coincidence. Nobody has ever seen such a coincidence."