Hold'em Fold'em Poker is a relaxed, no-nonsense take on Texas Hold'em, built to be simple and easy to play — over an evening with friends, or solo with bots, with a smooth 80s lounge soundtrack taking you through to the river.
No pay-to-win. No mystery loot boxes. No energy timers. No premium currency. Just card cosmetics for your hand that don't affect gameplay in any way.
Play with friends in seconds
Hosting a game is quick and easy. Full Steam friends integration, with lobbies and game invites handled through Steam. Peer-to-peer networking with host migration — if the host drops, the game carries on.
Make it yours
The play area offers extensive customization via your own custom content or from other players in the Steam Workshop: decks, card backs, table felts, chip sets, reactions, cursors... even the music.
Built to be played, not farmed
- 2–8 player Texas Hold'em over Steam P2P
- New card games added over time, each with its own bespoke effects
- Offline Solo Play vs. bots with five personality presets — Mixed, Passive, Balanced, Aggressive, Bully
- Casual, Tournament, and Fast match presets, customizable to suit your mood with a no-fuss menu system
- Settings to make the game as flashy or as minimal as you like
- Five bespoke knockout effects — busting out is an event
- Game Save & Resume function for solo play
- Find Public Games browser for public matches
- Full Controller Support with Xbox, DualSense, or Steam controller
- Original 80s-inspired lounge soundtrack with custom track support
- Bespoke 3D tables (one dances to your music) and customizable 2D tables
- Deep cosmetic customization and Steam Workshop support
- Optional cosmetic DLC with animated card finishes
- Reactions, chat, and nudges for players
- Fully localized in 16 languages
- No ads, energy meters, or in-game currencies
Currently included card games
- Texas Hold'em Poker
- Palace (Sh**head) — solo play included; online play requires the DLC
- Cheat — solo play included; online play requires the DLC
A note on Steam Deck support
Hold'em Fold'em Poker is currently Steam Deck aware. It is playable but some fonts and icons may read as small for some users.
Legal Note
Hold'em Fold'em Poker by Longdog Games does not and will not ever offer real-money betting or payouts. It is purely an entertainment product and is not intended to be an accurate representation of a real-life gambling setting (online or offline). Longdog Games does not condone illegal gambling.