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Description
A physics-based lander about precision flying and chaos. Explore Titan’s mines, land on the Moon, deliver kebabs across space and test your relationship in 2-player “Divorce Mode” with chain-linked spacecraft.
Released
August 15, 2026
Price
Platforms
Windows
Developer
Beardy Ramblin Games
Publisher
Beardy Ramblin Games
About
A chaotic, physics-based 2D space lander where precision flying meets deeply unserious consequences.
Pilot a barely-functional spacecraft across four increasingly bizarre corners of the universe, navigating tight checkpoint gauntlets, unpredictable gravity, and wildly unregulated space infrastructure.
Each level is a handcrafted series of 8–10 brutal checkpoints, demanding finesse, patience, and a willingness to explode repeatedly.
- Physics-Based 2D Lander Gameplay
Precision flying with unforgiving momentum and satisfying chaos (built in Godot) - 4 Unique Levels
Each level is a handcrafted gauntlet of 8–10 tricky checkpoints - Divorce Mode
2-player mode where your rockets are literally chained together—coordinate or watch your relationship suffer - The Mines of Titan
Low gravity chaos featuring magnetic rocks, puppy hospitals and questionably placed nuclear power stations - The Moon Mission
4 difficulty modes to test your sanity, plus a hidden unlockable Space Galleon craft - Delivery Run Across the Solar System
Transport kebabs and chips through black holes and sticky situations with jam factories - Dynamic Hazards
Black holes, gravity wells, magnetic fields, and nonsense scientifically accurate space stuff - Achievements & Secret Easter Eggs
Hidden routes, weird surprises, and things you probably weren’t meant to find