Eyes Wide Open

Welcome to The FreeFounders Inspection Bureau, new worker !

We're excited to have you join the team. 

Your role is critical - every portrait that crosses your desk must be carefully evaluated.

here's a short & brief summary regarding the extent of your new responsibilities here:

• Assessing images to determine whether they show a real human or [REDACTED].
• Use the tools available on your machine to reach your DAILY QUOTA.
• Taking any and all orders from your new SHIFT AGENTS.
• Enjoy your various computer programs, but DO NOT neglect your responsibilities.
• Spend enjoyable post-work time with other agents during HUMAN INTERACTION TIME.
• Investigate the weird happenings around the office... DON'T let your guard down.

Good luck on your first shift. We're counting on you.

-Onboarding Team

MEET YOUR NEW SHIFT AGENTS

they're lovely

Please adhere to any instructions and notes thrusted upon you by them.

• Do not disobey.

• Do not think on your own.

• Do not look into the faces for too long.

Your very own A.I support bot - Lurky !

beep boop. I know where you live

Lurky will help provide technical support for our extremely advanced software.

Please use him!

Don't overuse him.

Be careful with him...

Are they human? Or not?

take your time, you don't want to make any errors here

A few last bullet points to remember:

• Trust your instincts, but use the available tools at your disposal.

• Meet your daily quote or face review.
• If something feels wrong, it probably is.