
Messiah Simulator
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Description
A Gnostic survival roguelite where you play as Jesus, get the miracles slightly wrong, and try not to be crucified. The perfect gift for your ultra-religious friend—or the one who thinks they're the Messiah. Jesus lasted 33 years. You'll be lucky to last five minutes.
Single-player
Released
May 11, 2026
Price
$4.99
Platforms
Windows
Developer
Patrick Gallaway
Publisher
Pontius Pilates Publishing
AdventureCasualIndieSimulation3DAction RoguelikeComedyDark ComedyDark HumorFunnyPhilosophicalPhysicsRogueliteSingleplayer