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Welcome to the afterlife's premier termination facility. Manage booths, process clients through industrial disposal units, collect VIP specimens, and scale your death enterprise. A darkly corporate idle game widget for your desktop.
Thank you for choosing Head Office. Your death is important to us.
You have been appointed Regional Manager of the underworld's fastest-growing termination facility. Clients queue up, take a seat in your state-of-the-art termination booths, and receive our signature service. Business is booming. Literally.
Every booth is a revenue stream. Clients check in, sit down, and are promptly serviced, generating steady cash flow for your department. Outfit your booths with a range of approved termination hardware: Glocks, axes, hammers, saws, and other solutions from our product catalog.
Per company policy, all biological output must be processed. Deploy company drones to transport client remains to your expanding network of disposal divisions:
Each division generates unique departmental currencies to fund facility upgrades.
Occasionally, high-value clients visit your facility with rare accessories. Terminate them, recover their personal effects, and catalog them in your company Bestiary. 100 specimens across four clearance levels, from Common walk-ins to Legendary executives.
Excessive throughput triggers regulatory attention. Monitor your Terror index or face an audit. Balance productivity against compliance, or deploy Imp personnel to handle overflow discreetly.
Activate temporary performance contracts that boost payout rates, processing speed, crit bonuses, and more. Allocate departmental budgets wisely to maintain peak efficiency.
Over 30 company-wide upgrades across all divisions. Improve client value, drone logistics, processor throughput, critical multipliers, and unlock full automation. Your quarterly review depends on it.
Head Office operates as a transparent, always-on-top desktop widget. Drag remains, collect specimens, and manage your termination empire while you handle other tasks. Multitasking is encouraged by upper management.
