The Mountain And The Moron
The Mountain and The Moron is a 3D Rage Platformer about a Uncle who is down on his luck, and watches a podcast telling him to "Climb a mountain to become Enlightened".

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In 1737 Kamchatka, survive a shipwreck as explorer Stepan Krasheninnikov. Hunt, fish, gather resources, build a dog sled team, map unknown lands, study local peoples and spirits, and uncover a conspiracy to prevent war on the edge of the world.
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September 26, 2026
Young explorer Stepan Krasheninnikov receives his first independent assignment from the Academy of Sciences: to study a distant and almost unknown peninsula.
But the journey begins with disaster. The ship is wrecked off the coast of Kamchatka, and a scientific expedition turns into a struggle for survival — and later, into a dangerous political game where human lives and the future of the entire region are at stake.
Will you preserve the fragile peace? Complete the Academy’s mission? Map Kamchatka — its lands, peoples, secrets, and spirits?
This is an expedition-based survival adventure where every journey is a choice between risk and reward.
Speak with local inhabitants, learn the history of this harsh land, and take on unusual quests. Your decisions can change relationships between people, uncover hidden conflicts, and lead to consequences that will shape the future of the region.
Set out on expeditions by dog sled through forests, mountain passes, volcanic regions, and snowy wastelands. Before each journey, prepare carefully: choose your equipment, manage limited cargo space, watch the time of day, and decide how far you can travel before returning becomes too dangerous.
Along the way, hunt, fish, discover landmarks, study new places, and encounter the unknown. The farther you travel, the more valuable your discoveries become — but every route demands caution.
When darkness falls, Kamchatka becomes especially dangerous. Local spirits emerge at night, and an encounter with them can become a deadly threat. Harsh weather, wild animals, and supernatural forces can quickly turn a promising expedition into a fight for survival.
Return to safe locations to rest, sell your findings, improve your equipment, and prepare for longer, more dangerous routes into new lands.