
Your productivity is now being tracked!
Totally NOT a Game is a corporate incremental / idle experience disguised as a spreadsheet. Start as an Intern performing simple office tasks and work your way up to the C-Suite by generating KPIs, unlocking automation, and surviving executive expectations.
📈 Turn Busywork Into Exponential Growth
- Send emails
- Make copies
- Run coffee
- Coordinate projects
- Lead departments
Every task generates KPIs.
Every KPI fuels your rise.
Watch your output scale from 10K to 100K to 11M as systems compound and automation takes over.
🧠 Manual → Automation → Optimization
New tasks begin manually.
You perform them yourself.
As you gain:
- Competency → tasks become more efficient
- Delegation → tasks run automatically
- Department Buffs → global multipliers stack
The spreadsheet grows.
The numbers accelerate.
The Board notices.
🏢 Climb the Corporate Ladder
Progress through roles including:
- Intern
- Junior Employee
- Specialist
- Team Lead
- Manager
- Director
- Executive
- C-Suite
Each promotion unlocks new responsibilities, new mechanics, and new ways to scale productivity.
💬 Corporate Communications
Receive updates from:
- HR
- IT
- Finance
- Operations
- The Board
Your performance is monitored.
Expect feedback.
📊 A Spreadsheet That Fights Back
The entire game lives inside a dynamic spreadsheet interface.
- Every multiplier is visible
- Every calculation is shown
- Every KPI is accounted for
If the numbers go up, you’ll see exactly why.
🔥 Features
- Incremental / idle gameplay with manual interaction layers
- Transparent calculation system
- Role progression with escalating complexity
- Department-based global upgrades
- Corporate satire tone
- Clean spreadsheet UI aesthetic
- Exponential scaling systems
Remember
This is a professional productivity simulation.
It is Totally NOT a Game.