Broken Soccer

Every match starts as soccer. None of them end that way.

Somewhere between a bison stampede, a sheriff opening fire and Blackbeard rising from the dead, someone usually scores. Usually.

Broken Soccer is arcade 5v5 soccer with dice, curses, dirty tricks and absolutely no supervision. 38 absurd teams fight for the Broken Cup: pirates, cowboys, crypto bros, hippies, punks, pharaohs, orcs, streamers, gym bros, the Roman Empire and many more. Each one has its own stats, its own playstyle and its own way of ruining a match.

⭐ Key Features

• 38 playable teams, 6 powers each
• Over 230 powers decided by a die. Every roll is a gamble
• Roll a 1 and the power hits your own players
• Draws aren't settled with penalties. They're settled with fists
• Broken Cup campaign: 38 matches with every team, all the way to the final boss
• Survival: next goal wins, one loss and you're out
• Online co-op campaign for 2–4 players
• Online versus from 1v1 up to 4v4
• Local play with keyboard + gamepad on the same PC
• Fully compatible with Steam Deck

🎲 One die, two outcomes: glory or humiliation

When your power bar is full, you roll.

2 to 6: the Great Wall of China rises in front of your goal. Your ultras jump the fence and invade the pitch. A magician hypnotizes a rival player into joining your team. The flat-earth sun comes down to burn the opposition.

1: your metalheads hear the neighbor's reggaeton and lose the will to live. Your grandpas poop themselves mid-sprint. Someone in your IT department deploys on a Friday, and two of your players leave the match to fix it.

Same die, same match, completely different story.

👊 No penalties. Just violence.

If the match ends tied, both teams walk into an arena and settle it the old-fashioned way. Every team fights with its own weapons, and the last side standing takes the win.

⚽ Simple controls, real soccer underneath

Charge your shots, time your headers, sprint, lob and tackle. Under all the chaos there's a fast, physical arcade game that rewards skill. Then the die rolls, and skill becomes a suggestion.

🏆 Game Modes

Broken Cup

Choose your team and play its full 38-match campaign, all the way to the final against the evil Video Game Corporations.

Survival

One goal decides every match. Lose once and it's over. Instead of dice, one neutral power affects both teams: a rugby ball with random bounces, a flooded pitch, both keepers asleep…

Friendly & Practice

Quick matches, soccer practice and fighting practice.

👥 Multiplayer

• Online co-op: play the Broken Cup with up to 4 players.
• Online versus: create public or friends-only rooms, from 1v1 to 4v4. The AI fills the empty slots.
• Local: two players on the same PC, keyboard and gamepad, in versus or co-op against the AI.

🎮 Controls & Steam Deck

Gamepad recommended. Keyboard players will survive.

Fully compatible with Steam Deck: take the chaos anywhere.