This Is Why We Don't Play Golf
Golfing, but up a bizarre mountain where every 'I got it!' is a lie. A chaotic co-op physics platformer where falling is half the fun... probably.

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A cursed auto-battler where you take control of a bunch of rats to fend off enemy attacks. Crossbreed them. Grill them. Feed them. Make them POWERFUL!
Mix and match traits from different species and create f*ed up but powerful creatures.
Lean back and watch your creatures do all the work for you while you doom-scroll on social media irl.
Unloved creatures can be grilled and fed to your chosen ones to increase their stats.