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Gymmy Polovich dreams of becoming the #1 pole vaulter. His only problem? The trophy is sitting at the top of Mt. Vault. Armed with nothing but your trusty pole, vault and fling yourself up the mountain. And remember... you can always just give up.
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macOS · Linux · Windows
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September 30, 2026
Squatting the Pole is a 'Foddian' 2D platformer designed to make you mad. Play as Gymmy Polovich, an aspiring Olympic pole vaulter, as they venture off to Mt. Vault to train for the next big track meet.
Gain momentum and use your trusty pole to reach the top of the great Mt. Vault. Don't hold for too long, or your pole will snap and you'll lose control!
Mt. Vault is one of the largest, most diverse mountains in the universe, with many locations to climb. Dig deeper into these places to find hidden outfits for Gymmy.
Become the architect of your own rage inducing courses! Upload them to the Steam Workshop, and watch your friends suffer as they try to vault their way to the finish line.
