Tic-Tac-Toe Dimensions

Do you enjoy a nice game of Tic-Tac-Toe (or Noughts-and-Crosses)? No! Of course you don't. Because it's boring and no one ever wins. So why not turn it into a soul-crushing ordeal of mind-bending futility and play it in six dimensions?

Have you ever played Tic-Tac-Toe and thought "Hey. I wonder what this would be like in 3D" and then not followed through because, you know, you didn't actually care that much? Turns out it's kind of stupid. But maybe you thought "What if it was 4 x 4 x 4?" and then you realised that stopping at 4 was kind of silly since there's no real reason you couldn't just keep going. And while you're at it you may as well add some more dimensions too because you're trying to avoid all the things you're supposed to be doing, and before you know it you're there with a 7 x 7 x 7 x 7 x 7 x 7 behemoth that you don't know what to do with... Well, that's basically what happened. And here we are.

Yes, Tic-Tac-Toe Dimensions is the only* game to offer up to six dimensions and a Strategic/Tactical User-interface for Perceiving Inter-Dimensionality (or S.T.U.P.I.D.) to make it actually playable.
* - This is probably not true. I've done literally no research on this.

Do you:

• Want to flex on your friends and random strangers with online multiplayer? Of course you do! Because we as a species totally need more ways to divide everyone into winners and losers.
• Want a tutorial dressed up as an AI-bashing "Campaign" with plot holes you could drive a whale through? We've got you covered, with over 600 lines of fully written annoying dialogue (and probably some partially written ones, too).
• Want to play against brutal bots who will destroy you? Yes! Because who doesn't like that?
• Want to bang your head against a wall of frustrating puzzles? Sure. People like that too, right?
• Want to make your own puzzles to annoy your friends with? I'm sure they'll be thrilled. No, really.
• Want to wrap your head around automorphisms of finite N-dimensional lattices? It's everyone's dream, right?
• Want to install it to make your hard drive heavier and thus a more effective doorstop? Well, I guess you could try that... but I'm not sure it works how you think it does.

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