Little Old One and the Witch

LITTLE OLD ONE AND THE WITCH

Everyone is a good person, and they’re more than ready to shove all that goodness right in your face.

A Roguelite (again!) where you play as an ordinary country girl with one weird cat.

…and several more, because that’s just what being a cat person is like.

Face goodness so razor-sharp it could give Gxllette a run for its money!

Every choice matters! …Okay, maybe not every choice. We don’t have that much budget yet.

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YOU’RE NOT A WITCH!

You’re just a cat person.
You go to church sometimes, mostly out of habit, can read a little, and because you’re an introvert, you don’t really talk to people. You talk to cats.

Then winter came, and your little cat died.
No one helped you. Same as always. Helping you wouldn’t win them any votes anyway.

So you started to pray. You asked God to bring your cat back.
And then… a falling star came crashing down right onto its little corpse.

It came back!
It looked a little… strange now, but you’d recognize those eyes anywhere.

Unfortunately, Villager A saw the whole thing.
And of course, the story somehow ended up on Piers MorXan Uncensored.

Boom. You’re a witch now.

MEET KITTY KITTY FROM BEYOND THE REALMS

Each one has its own strange little gift and somehow, they’re willing to share it with you.
That’s how you start to feel… a little more like a witch, isn’t it?

A BIT OF THIS SPELL, A DASH OF THAT ONE. QUITE THE RECIPE, ISN’T IT?

Try crafting your own little set of magic!
Mix the power of that cat with this one… who knows what’ll happen?
Maybe it’ll be so good the dev team will have to patch it again… or maybe it’ll just break everything.

BOSSES! THAT RUIGHT!

Around here, some people are pretty hard to reason with.
Mostly because they’re such Good People™, and naturally, they’d love to teach you how to be a Good Person™ too.

When diplomacy fails, the fists take over...

Ah. So THAT’S what the Second Amendment was for.

Dodge

and Leap

Hit them with ya spellsss

EVERYONE IS SO WONDERFULLY GOOD?

Wow! Everyone has perfectly good reasons that the other side somehow doesn’t!
And if everyone who disagrees would just disappear,
the world could finally be peaceful again! Happy, happy ◝(ᵔᗜᵔ)◜

Everyone thinks they’re a good person, right?
That’s exactly why we want to ask these questions through this game.

Don’t worry. The game isn’t here to force anything on you.
No push-ups, no matter what you answer. They’re just questions.

…and we don’t have the answers either.

WANDER THROUGH OTHERWORLDS

What you’ve seen so far is Mainwald, our lovely little home.
But there are plenty of other places waiting to be explored!

Places where different species of insects are crammed together in a tiny space.
Places where no matter what you eat, you’re supposed to feel guilty about it.
Places where you’re judged the moment you’re born.

If this world sucks so much, why not hop into another dimension?

Statistically speaking, there has to be a better one somewhere.

STRANGE FRIENDS IN A CRUEL WORLD

In this weary, sorrowful life, I still stumble upon strange beings. some from places no one remembers, some from distant lands, or maybe from someone’s half-forgotten dream.

They seem kind sometimes.
Or maybe I just want to believe they are.

RELICS WITH HIDDEN STORIES

In the world of Loo Witch, strange relics really do exist. I’m not sure if “holy” is the right word… but they’re definitely special. Not like those stories where people drink “miracle water” from the ground only to find out it came from a toilet.

Some relics have secret conditions you’ll need to figure out on your own. (Or maybe. if we’re lucky enough to have some player base, someone might make a guide on YouTube.)

Try collecting a bunch of them. They might make your life easier… I think.