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90s inspired 2D platformer with robots that cuss at you if you jump on their face.
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A chaotic plinko inspired roguelike with a focus on wacky items and creative setups. Design a board of random crap and fill the screen with balls and numbers. There are no bad items you just gotta figure out how to use them.
Released
August 17, 2026
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Windows
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Last sync
October 2, 2026
Place pegs, drop balls. ploink is all about building fun and creative Rube Goldberg style plinko boards to pass the score requirement.
With over 200 pegs and 100 balls, there's many crazy items to discover:
There are no forced item interactions, every item is an open-ended component you can utilize to create unique builds:
Trinkets add modifiers and increase the score requirement, making the game harder. Boards add even more variety by switching up how you design your builds. Unlock trinkets and boards by winning runs:
Every few levels a boss will try to stop you, and with a colorful cast of 20 bosses you'll surely grow to hate at least one of them: