Bald Guys

Bald Guys

Positive · 8 reviews

100% positive (8 / 8)

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Description

Business in the front; Party in the back: Bald Guys features high skill-ceiling mechanics on top of light-hearted competitive loops that both hardcore and casual gamers can enjoy. Whether you want to master precision controls or just mess with your friends, this is a game for you.

Released

January 1, 2026

Price

$2.99

Platforms

Windows

Developer

Kazooist LLC

Publisher

Kazooist LLC

Last sync

September 26, 2026

About

Somewhere under Cleveland, OH lies the homunculus testing chamber, where the naturally-bald homunculus do the one thing they desire: Acquire hair.

Key Features:

  • Weaving platformer mechanics
  • Games to wig-out over
  • Hairy situations to fight your way out of

Mechanics and Design:

  • Party-game platformer
  • Physics-based combat
  • Wall-Jumping
  • Procedurally generated maps
  • Elimination-style gameplay loop
  • Designed to be stimulating but balanced for players of all skill levels.
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