Haunted Hotel: The Thirteenth Collector's Edition
No good deed goes unpunished…

Positive · 11 reviews
91% positive (10 / 11)









Tired of serious life? Good. You're now a super-agent, certified in top-level absurdity. No logic. No sanity. Just nonsense — and you're built for it
Released
November 2, 2025
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Windows
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Last sync
September 25, 2026
So basically, you work for a super-secret bureau hunting anomalies. What’s an anomaly? Well, it’s when:
✅ A vending machine spits bricks (it’s having a rough day)
✅ Meat whispers stuff to you (maybe it loves you, who knows)
✅ Benches run around the park (don’t even ask why)
Your job - press buttons, freak out, and maybe lose your mind. Or not.
Why bother?
🤔 Dude, if you’ve ever argued with a kettle or told your fridge to shut up — this game is for you.
Just download the demo, press some buttons, and pretend you know what’s going on.