Psychocat: The Door
A Challenging & Psychedelic mind-bending runner with a control swapping mechanic that will mess with your head. Will you manage to catch the door ?

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You are Van Helsing. The army of Vamps have kidnapped your wife -- because they're in love with *you*. Kill them all.
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Windows
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September 25, 2026
Van v. Vamp is a break-neck comedy revenge FPS about rescuing your wife from an army of creepy vampire suitors that are still in love with you.
Use stakes, shotguns, holy water, cursed talking swords, and a whole lotta garlic to rescue your wife Imogen from the wicked Count and his entourage, the Fanged Five.
Go, Helsing. It's up to you.
Quash poor pathetic Vamps with a variety of Victorian weapons.
Fully-voiced short story campaign (with a talking sword companion).
Bust through shortcuts and rack up kills as you race to get the shortest time possible.
Discover secrets, destroy cabbages for power-ups, and blast-dash Vamps away with powerful stake shotguns & silver-bullet shooters.
Blood-sucking original soundtrack by Daniel Millard (10 Dead Doves).