A Million Conquests
Experience the thrill of a shmup game like the arcade classics. With just the right amount of story, lots of action, and many, many bullets.

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100% positive (9 / 9)







John Parkour is a fast-paced first-person platformer where you chase "John Grandma's" cat through floating obstacles, unlocking new abilities as you climb to new heights.
Released
September 4, 2025
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Windows
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Last sync
September 25, 2026
A grandma has lost her cat.
You are John Parkour.
Time to climb.
Chase the mischievous "John Cat" across floating islands and absurd obstacles in this short, funky, and fast-paced first-person parkour adventure.
Master momentum and unlock wild new movement abilities like:
Magnet Dash – zip through the air to magnetic orbs
Sling Gun – shoot mid-air switches to reveal paths
Double Jump – reach new heights and correct your flow
Grapple – swing between objects like a spider
…and upgrades to your existing abilities
This isn't a rage game—checkpoints are placed throughout the level, and the game features aim assist to keep the flow smooth and fun.
She just wanted her cat back.
Now you’re a legend.