The Neurochemical Conjob
Eliminate your negative emotions (but save the good ones!) as Agent B. Cell, in this intense and wacky arcade style shooter!

Mixed · 6 reviews
67% positive (4 / 6)





A rage-fueled 2D platformer with dark humor. Play as a bar of soap escaping deadly traps, ghost guards, bullets, and prison floors. Fast, precise, and unforgiving. Packed with achievements. Cheap, weird, and brutally fun. Perfect for fans of indie, meme, and speedrun games.
Released
May 15, 2025
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Windows
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Last sync
September 25, 2026
Don’t Drop the Soap is a darkly humorous 2D platformer set in a brutal prison where you control a bar of soap trying not to fall.
Inspired by retro rage games and classic side-scrollers, this game offers:
🧼 25 unique, hand-designed prison-themed levels
💀 Deadly traps, rolling enemies, and ghost guards
🕹️ Fast-paced, relentless gameplay with precise controls
🏆 Unlockable achievements for getting shot, scared, crushed, and flushed
🎵 Original soundtrack (also available as DLC)
💸 Priced under $1.00 — perfect for fans of cheap, fun, and challenging games
Whether you like meme games, punishing platformers, or just want to laugh while repeatedly dying, Don’t Drop the Soap delivers.
