Drunk Soccer is the Best Soccer
Drunk Soccer is the Best Soccer– a third-person soccer simulator. The main feature of this game is that all the players on the pitch are drunk as skunks.

Mixed · 3 reviews
67% positive (2 / 3)





Smash crystals, dodge rain, make money, upgrade your equipment, keep going.
Released
April 23, 2025
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Platforms
macOS · Linux · Windows
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Last sync
September 25, 2026
VEIL OF MIST AND RAIN
CRYSTALS BLOOM IN SILVER LIGHT
PROFITS RISE LIKE STARS
Sent to a foggy planet as a contractor, your only way out is to gather enough money for the fly back home. Beware the rain that always seems to follow you and listen for its messages.
Smash crystals, dodge rain, make money, upgrade your equipment, keep going.
When will you go back home?
I made this by myself in around a month so don't expect a very long game, the playtime is around a couple of hours!
Controls
Left Click: Hammer
Right Click: Active Items
Shift: Sprint
Tab: Inventory
Escape: Menu