A Bad Clicker

this is a bad clicker game. possibly the worst clicker game. enjoy~

Features:

• A sweatshop to click  to your hearts content!
• A FAKE cash shop with all the solutions to any ills~
• Automated production to give the hand a break!
• Offline production, so you can win the game without touching it (kinda)~
• Tech trees to unlock new features, functions, and bonuses!
• Cute lil pets to grow alongside you~
• Explore the solar system and make friends with everyone along the way!
• Autosaving so you don't have to worry about it~
• A mute button and Volume Sliders~!

a button. you know you want to poke it... (note, buttons may be fragile and/or defective)

the shop~ (note, not real money, just a simulacrum of industry practices) 

spend your hard earned scrip at the prestige tree~ (note, not a real tree)

lil friendos~ (like Snailey here)

friendmaking~

an unnecessarily long adventure full of unnecessarily obscure allusions~

(aint nobody gonna clear all that lol)

And more (maybe)~