Crash Diet Simulator

Crash Diet Simulator

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Description

Collect food, dodge bombs, and trigger a fake game crash in this chaotic arcade blast! Grow to 1000 lbs, and chase upgrades, and play offline or on Steam Deck.

Released

July 8, 2025

Price

$1.99

Platforms

Linux · Windows

Developer

Zack Griffin

Last sync

September 26, 2026

About

Crash Diet Simulator

Eat big, dodge bombs, and break the system in Crash Diet Simulator — a fast-paced arcade game where chaos grows with your waistline.

Munch burgers and donuts to score points and level up your size. Reach 1000 lbs to trigger a fake crash ending... if you survive the falling food frenzy.

Watch out: Bombs slash your score in half. Grab upgrades to slow bombs, double points, or even eat explosives.

Game Modes:

• Regular Rounds – Classic dodge-and-chomp mayhem.

• Red Barrage – Bombs rain harder, but food scores double.

• Sugar High – High-speed dessert-only rounds with max chaos.

Why You’ll Love It:

• No two runs are the same — food spawns, upgrades, and chaos vary every round.

• Steam Deck Verified and offline-ready — perfect for pick-up-and-play sessions.

• No saving, no grinding — just instant arcade gratification with a twisted sense of humor.

Ready to binge and blow it all up? Let the feast begin.

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