Rock! Scissors! Please!

Rock! Scissors! Please!

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Description

"Rock! Scissors! Please!" is a Balatro-like game using the rules of Rock-Paper-Scissors—seasoned. Just with a touch of heart-fluttering romance and a pinch of pain.

Platforms

Windows

Developer

DAID Games

Publisher

DAID Games

About

Year 2028. In a modern society saturated with dopamine,

the populace has lost all psychological resilience to stress.

Consequently, a new disorder designated as "E.N.D." (Emotional Nudity Disorder) has emerged.

Individuals afflicted with this condition experience an involuntary urge to divest themselves of their clothing upon exposure to even minor stress factors.

As this phenomenon escalated into severe public order issues,

the government enacted legislation mandating the replacement of all undergarments with swimwear.

Furthermore, state-sanctioned treatment centers have been established nationwide,

and qualified counselors have been deployed following an expedited national certification process.

Due to the emergency nature of this deployment, a secondary qualification review regarding counselor competency will be conducted on-site at each facility.

This evaluation period will run for a duration of two weeks.

We anticipate your utmost cooperation and professionalism,

Counselor.

Absolute Subjugation.

At this facility, standard rules of Rock-Paper-Scissors do not apply. By presenting various card sets to clients, we instill a calculated expectation that victory is attainable.

However, our specialized counter-strategy cards are designed to systematically dismantle those expectations.

Tactics employed by clients—such as concealing card attributes, deploying defensive shields, or imposing penalizing conditions—present no operational obstacle.

Our cards are fully capable of compounding multiple tactical effects.

  • Whether altering foundational rules to allow Scissors to defeat Rock,
  • or inflicting additional stress payloads.

Absolute Conformity.

The primary objective of this course of treatment is simple:

Impose successive psychological defeats to drive the client to their absolute emotional limits,

repeating the process until psychological adaptation is achieved.

Throughout this protocol, structured counseling must be continuously administered

to facilitate complete psychological adaptation.

Absolute Recovery.

For clients demonstrating resistance to standard protocols, an Intensive Therapy procedure will be initiated.

During Intensive Therapy, operational focus shifts from client defeat to structured dialogue, aiming to identify the underlying etiology of the disorder.

Through this process, you will inevitably grow psychologically closer to the client.

Yet no matter what conversations you share,

and no matter what actions you take,

we will trust that it was all in service of their treatment.