I Eat Paintings When Guards Aren't Looking
Find hidden objects in famous paintings… then eat them. Decode bizarre cravings, rip chunks out of Renaissance masterpieces, and snack your way through art history like the absolute menace you are.

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Fly with your bike. Race others. Explore. ― “Once you’ve got the hang glider mounted on your dirt bike, you’ll spend a lot of time in the air. Especially if you combine it with a nitro booster.”
Released
April 8, 2022
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Platforms
Linux · Windows
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Last sync
September 25, 2026

Dash through the tracks and race others to win items. Blow up obstacles with the rocket launcher. Protect yourself with a force field. Defy gravity. Jump. Fly!
Use items to speed up your bike. But to make it to the very top of the leaderboards you'll need to get good.

Need a break? Then take your time to explore the tracks and follow maps to hidden treasures.
Combine items to reach new areas. Use them to overcome obstacles. Unlock new tracks and solve some (optional) physics puzzles along the way.

240+ tracks, leaderboards, tournaments (async PvP). And maybe you'd enjoy some of the challenges.

Guide a huge beach ball into the goal. Try to race with your bike shrunk down to the size of a cat, ...
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