Warlock Bentspine - Toilet Edition

It's a bleak sunny day in Stinker City and Warlock Bentspine and his corrupt mayor friend Burger Jeff are plotting new schemes to raise taxes on the paupers.
Their diabolical scheming is soon interrupted however when a bomb goes off in a local news station. Looks like Crime Gang are at it once again, and only one question remains...

Why did they do it?

GENRE
Retro 8-bit Nostalgia Childhood Memory Platformer Adventure

GAME INFO
Use your gamer skills and wits to battle the diabolical criminals who are hellbent on boning Stinker City to the ground. Jump, dash, and murder your way to the epic final confrontation that will be etched in the annals of history forever.

PROS
 4 Game modes
 2 Seperate routes in each stage
 Can be beaten in less than an hour

CONS
 Looks terrible
 BFXR -esque sound effects
 Lackluster lore