No Thoughts Just Dodge
Protect the last braincell in a neon score-attack survival comedy. Grab Thought Crumbs, dodge the doomscroll, dash through notifications, and choose increasingly questionable upgrades as the feed gets faster.

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Do your friends and family make fun of you for not being swole enough? Play Swole Simulator! Try it out, It's worth a goof and a gaff. Disclaimer: The only muscle mass you may gain from playing this game is in your fingers.
Released
August 3, 2019
Price
Platforms
macOS · Windows
Developers
Luca Della Valentina-Torzillo, Paul Ton, David J Kim, Nikhil Singh
Publisher
Last sync
September 26, 2026
Play as a Swolestafarian who is trying to get fit in this 2D game.
You start off at the training dojo with a voracious appetite and small muscles. As you play different minigames you will improve your stats depending on how well you perform. Once you feel confident with your stats or you are out of energy, challenge the AI to a fight.
The minigames are skill based or reaction time dependent. There are a few hidden secrets you will learn from playing these minigames that helps your character get extra swole. Each minigame will improve a different stat.
In 2 player mode, choose the character of your choice and battle it out on one of a dozen stages.
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